18 december 2025

 

Let me introduce you right here to this extraordinary boy

His single purpose 

To turn your high low

His focus your roots

May they not grow

He's really special

His mother says so

 

He'll bless you with what

You should say, think and wear

Such wit

Such eloquence

Such class and intelligence

For one so mediocre and small

He surely is full of his all

 

His muscles: his keyboard

His podcast, his hate

Though substance a no-show

He's a star in debate

Truly, you know

His mother says so

 

Girl, don't you mind

His volume evermore high 

In a radius of 50 miles

All vaginas run dry

Girl, sit and smile

Hear the tone in his voice

The 'proof me wrong' arguments

Body shame comebacks

Isn't he glorious?

His bodycount you shall disregard

As you do yours in your backyard 

Enchanting conversationalist

Silk to your ears

Everything you ever want in a man

It's right there - not here